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Well if you go wack a seal
Hit him real good
Hit him on the back
With a great big piece of wood
Well if you go wack a seal
Hit him real good
Hit him on the back
And wear his coat for good.

(verse 1)

I had a friend, a bloke called Jed
A bear of a man with a swollen head
Who loved to swing a club and hit home runs
He used to swing a 4 by 2
But found out that just wouldn't do
When it came to killing little pups.

(He said)
Don't shoot 'em 'cause it leaves a hole
Club 'em that's more rock and roll
Plus it's up and personal....not quick
Pick the young ones they're all white
Spread their brains across the ice
and together we'll become fat stinking rich

Sneak up behind them, they can't hear
Jed said "hey They've got no ears",
just two tiny holes aside their head
Swing hard and follow through
The cracking sound just means you're through
But that doesn't guarantee ya that they're dead

You see the first crack leaves him in shock
And his eyes fills up with bloodied snot
He wonder if his mommy's coming back
See the first hit doesn't do too much
It's the second that's the lovin' touch
A third one just makes everything go black

get that fur off, cut 'em quick
We're gonna slit that bitch from arse to tit.
Just so some cunt keeps a little warm
Some leathery whore will pay big bucks
To cover herself and not give a fuck that
Some baby seal just bought the farm

I looked for the club where the seals go dancing
looking for a little romancing,
put on my orca suit and cruised the bar
But the barman said there's no one here
I thought about my friend Jed the bear,
And figured we may have gone too far

yiiiihaaaaa

here we go!

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from Lazarus Revival EP, released February 28, 2013

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Lazarus Revival Utrecht, The Netherlands

Lazarus Revival is an Utrecht based quintet. Their style can be described as versatile, ranging from folk to jazz to cajun and surf. Celebrating the roots and eventual export of eastern and mediterranean music, they make for a punchy, raw and welcome addition to the local music scene. With over 16 different instruments and only 5 band members this creates a live spectacle! ... more

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